A week ago I noticed that poor Billy Kristol was so disenchanted with the entire field of Republican presidential candidates that he was calling for some new faces. I (somewhat facetiously) suggested Dan Quayle, but now I think Billy has one-upped me in the sarcasm department by proposing Mike Pompeo. That’s right, Mike Fucking Pompeo, third-term congressman from Wichita, Kansas, being pushed by Billy solely on the basis of having called his Democratic opponent “borderline anti-Semitic.”
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I really can’t imagine why Kristol has given up on the entire Republican field. What’s wrong with Bush, Rubio, Christie, Walker, et al? Any and all of these men (yeah, and the chick too) could take Mike Pompeo, who is basically a fucking nobody. Is this the vodka talking, Billy, because I’m afraid it is.