Damn straight it is, enough to make this lapsed Episcopalian Democrat chuckle. Back in Dubya’s day, folks like Paul Wolfowitz and “Scooter” Libby walked the corridors of power. Today, not so much. Yes, conservative-leaning Jews have suffered one humiliation after another, but the recent revelations, so to speak, regarding Alabama Judge Roy Moore—revelations that, it seems, are still unlikely to prevent his ascent, so to speak, to the U.S. Senate—add yet another layer of icing to an already over-sweetened cake.
Ole’ Roy brings together just about everything a Jew could dislike about a gentile. Hillbilly? Check. Bible-thumper? Check. Stupid? Check. Likes to kiss 14-year-old girls? Check and double check!
But wait, that’s not all! Who do his supporters cite in defense of the good judge. Just the Holy Family, that’s all! Mary and Joseph! Hey, Leibowitz! You got a problem with the Queen of Heaven! I sure hope not! Halleluiah! Halleluiah! Are you washed in the Blood of the Lamb? Well, you’re damned sure going to be!
Waiter! Waiter! Another round of Manischewitz! And leave the bottle!
