Yeah, it was my fault. I got in the wrong lane and refused to move. So, you were right to honk. Rather than lose ten minutes from my busy schedule I made you lose thirty seconds from your busy schedule.
But why did you start honking when the light changed and the cars in the lane ahead of me didn’t move? Did you think it was my fault that they weren’t moving? So that’s why I laughed when you gave me the finger. Mean-spirited, I know, but there it is. So I hope I ruined your day. Because you certainly made mine.
