The New York Times, which, the last time I looked, was, you know, a corporation, has a new series up about the creeping horror of private equity, sort of a multi-graphic PowerPointy sort of thing, written more or less at the sixth-grade level, with virtually no facts and virtually infinite innuendo. Did you know that private equity controls your toilet paper? Fact! Did you know that when private equity operates government services, the results aren’t uniformly perfect? Fact!
Try harder, New York Times. Or you won’t turn a profit.
