The idea of the rugged pioneer heading west with nothing but the possessions he could carry and a gun in his pack may have been romanticised out of all proportion to the tough, hard lives these adventurers endured. But the fact remains they did head west and they did build something new. And they did it with – and could not have done it without – their guns.
My grandfather had a .45 revolver that he kept locked up in a box. He had a “2 gauge” shotgun—really a small cannon—that could be loaded with a half a pound of shot for use against large flocks of ducks or geese. My dad’s neighbor, an irascible veteran of the Spanish-American War, kept a 16-gauge shotgun loaded with quail shot on his front porch for use against children who ran through his yard. A favorite amusement of teenagers was to climb up on the cliff that towered above the town and wait for a geezer to make a trip to the outhouse. When the geezer emerged, they’d put a bullet in the upper left-hand corner of the door, just to scare the old fart.
Well, it’s no loss that we don’t shoot at each other as a joke any more, but you get the picture. A day without guns was like a day without sunshine—or a game bird for dinner. Liberals wonder why we can’t be like Europe when it comes to guns. We can’t be like Europe because we aren’t Europe, and never have been. In the U.S., policy comes from the ground up rather than from the top down.
Since the sixties, the gun-heavy lifestyle of rural America has been reshaped and remolded by the fear and paranoia bred by urban riots and urban crime. The boys of Port Deposit loved their shotguns, but they didn’t worry about banana clips and Magnums, which are the stuff of movie fantasy rather than real life. But, politically, separating “good guns” from bad ones has always proved an exercise in futility, with no real world payoff in terms of a reduction in violent crime. Not good politics and not good practice? If the President’s proposals for gun control vanish after a couple of months, I don’t think he’ll be upset.
Afterwords
I apologize to Alex Massie for making fun of him, but I was desperate for a hook.