Over at the New Republic, Emily Witt lives up to her name with a hilarious take on the doings at Mons Venus, 2,500 square feet of fun in Tampa, Florida, site of this year’s Republican Convention. Joe Redner, owner of the Mons, who doesn’t believe in God and thinks g-strings are optional, and his long-time lawyer Luke Lirot (Joe’s been arrested 140 times) provide enough local color for ten reporters. And don’t get me started on Thee DollHouse, which will be hosting porn babe Lisa Ann, star of both Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? and Obama’s Nailin’ Paylin. Don’t even get me started! Let’s just say that Tampa will be open for business when the Republicans arrive. Wide open!
