If you don’t mind—and even if you do—I’m going to take a brief victory lap for pointing out, waaaay ahead of the curve, that the ever-burgeoning billionaire obsession with space travel was really all about the dicks from the get-go, as the recent launch of Jeff Bezos’s all-mighty “Flying Phallus” so amply represents. Jeff, or…
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Jeff Bezos, with a penis on his pocket, and lookin’ mighty like an asshole
I’ve previously descanted on the tendency of billionaires to develop a fondness for large, penis-shaped objects. Well, we can, obviously, add Jeff Bezos to that list. Jeff, with his shaved head n’ shades lookin’ seriously Walter White, is shown posin’ with a rocket (reusable, of course) that’s part of his space transportation company “Blue Origin”….
Mine’s bigger! What the “free enterprise” space race is really about
That’s the mighty, if not almighty, SpaceX Falcon 9 blasting off into space, Elon Musk’s baby and humankind’s first step to the stars, at least as Elon tells it. Right below is Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s “Stratolaunch,” the world’s biggest airplane, which hasn’t actually flown yet, but when it does, watch out! Because it will…