Tag: Chris Christie
Chris Christie sez: “Yo, you think my belly is big? Check out my ego!”
Yes, if Chris Christie ever had a soul, he just sold it to Donald Trump. It’s a demonstration of just how rotten the Republican Party is when perhaps the most prestigious Republican governor in the country endorses a presidential candidate who has promised to torture innocent women and children. And for what? So he won’t…
Chris Christie, not the fattest man in this picture
Childish, I know, but so what? The fat guy on the left is some Canadian dude.
Dave Weigel now officially Chris Christie’s bitch
Over at Slate, Dave Weigel devotes about ten column inches to letting Chris Christie tell us how much black folks love him, followed by about three column feet about how Big Chris is going to stomp, stomp, stomp his hapless Democratic opponent into the ground. Which is surely, surely, surely true. But then Dave ends…
Peggy Noonan plants one in the center-field bleachers
I have made, if not a career, at least a habit, of subjecting Peggy Noonan to (hopefully) withering ridicule and scorn. Well, hold back the ridicule and send back the scorn, because Peggy has penned a stunner of a column belting Chris “I love widows and orphans and Rand Paul doesn’t” Christie all over creation….
Chris Christie, suddenly my least favorite fat New Jersey Republican
I’ve been known to say both kind and unkind things about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, but last week’s performance earned the big guy a whole year of lazy, tasteless fat jokes. Denouncing the recent, shocking trend among certain “libertarian” types in the Republican Party to consider the endless violations of our civil liberties by…
Well, you know, New Jersey
Headline in Politico: “New Jersey poll: Chris Christie weight not an issue.” If the home of Tony Soprano won’t elect a fat guy, who will?
Peter King, Wonderly Wroth
Well, the New Year is starting off right for me, providing the wonderful spectacle of portly Peter King, the IRA-lovin’ Republican from Noo Yawk, unloading on his fellow Republicans, House Speaker John Boehner in particular, for dissin’ the Northeast and not bothering to provide the promised $60 billion in Sandy relief cash. One could actually…
Chris Christie, not really such a bad person
And not nearly as fat as I keep saying he is. And, even if he is as fat as I keep saying he is, Big Chris still had the class to denounce the New York City Police Department for spying on law-abiding Muslims in New Jersey. Granted, much of what Chris said amounted to “Stay…
Chris Christie: Fat Ass = Dumb Ass
Over at the American Conservative, Daniel Larison catches New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie with his hair, if not his pants down, and the results are seriously horrific. Speaking at an AIPAC get-together, Chris let fly with the following hyperbole: “Both Americans and Israelis believe—we know deep in our bones—that if the Islamic Republic of Iran…