Tag: cartoons

Legal humor here “Just say ‘Who was your father, Leatherface?’ Trust me, it’ll kill.” “Just say that you only support juggling that doesn’t destroy the environment.” “Ask him where he’ll be when all the kids with one hand start showing up at the emergency room.” “Just say that you’re going to use your chainsaw on…

Legal humor here “Okay! Now, these babies like a lot of line!” “Well, no, the ‘seven-hole theory’ isn’t invariably optimal.” “We need a bigger hole? What the fuck does that mean?” “Throwing in our rods and getting the fuck out of here sounds like a great idea!” “A ‘vicious circle’? I like that. Or maybe…

Legal humor here “She burns methane ’stead a-burpin’ it, for one thing. Mother Nature thanks me, and you will too.” “Yeah, sure, manure is Nature’s way. But it ain’t my way. My way’s the highway, so excuse my exhaust.” “And another thing. She don’t draw no flies.” “You know that feller who said we don’t…

Legal humor here “I was wrong, Sylvia. You do have a death wish.” “I was just telling Harry we needed a window. Thanks to you the job’s half done!” “Sylvia, am I to consider this an expression of dissatisfaction with your ranking on this week’s tennis ladder or simply a boiling over of general ill…

Legal humor here “Listen, bub, I’ve been goin’ to the moon for thirty years. You can take that space-time continuum crap and shove it up Uranus. Ha, ha! Get it?” “So he says ‘Where have I seen you before?’ and I says ‘Oklahoma’ and he says ‘Where in Oklahoma?’ and I says ‘The third act’….

Legal humor here  “If we want to really levitate this fucker I think we should be holding hands.” “Okay, today’s mantra, if you haven’t already guessed, is ‘boots’.” “Was everyone comfortable with that ‘Om’? Or maybe I should say, was anyone comfortable with that ‘Om’? Listen, people. Buddha loves winners, and, by extension, Buddha hates…

Legal humor here. “You won’t mind backing up Helen on this one, will you, honey?” “Hey, it’s Magicianalapallooza! Anything can happen! But, you know, probably not twice in a row.” “Remember Grace Kelly? That was her box.” “Hey, I’m loving the cheekbones and I’m loving the legs. So, you know, whichever suits you.” “Yep, small on the…

Legal humor here. “Damn! Who let the dogs out?” “Just remember, Smedley, if they don’t have a ceiling, we don’t have a floor.” “Wow! Who knew the San Andreas Fault could be the key to corporate advancement?” “I guess they think they’ve been oppressed too!” “Risk Management 101, Smedley. Never volunteer.” “Let this be our…

Legal humor here.  “Okay, you were right and I was wrong. Global warming is for real. Now will you get off your ass and start swimming?” “I don’t know what to say, Roger. I always thought I’d be the one to give up show business.” “Yeah, and what do we do if the tide isn’t…

Legal humor here. “Basically, he says we’re in big fucking trouble, but for ten grand he can make it all go away.” “Okay, this is weird. He says he has three names—‘Rip’, ‘Van’, and ‘Winkle’. So I say we eat him.” “He says he’s from the future. If that’s true, it knocks our entire understanding…