Tag: cartoons

Legal humor here.    “It’s been three days, sheriff! How’s that ‘head ’em off at the pass’ shit workin’ out for ya?”   “Hey, sheriff! Are those horses you’re ridin’, or mules!”   “Only two miles to the border, sheriff! Hope you like chili!”   “What’s that you’re ridin’, sheriff? A rockin’ horse or a rockin’…

Legal humor here.    “ ‘You have to bring some to get some’ is not a part of our dharma.”   “Lose the cap. And the attitude.”   “It had best not be shag.”   “That’s a whole lot of samsara you’ve got under your arm.”   “Natural fibers only, please.”   “Some folks are just…

Legal humor here.    “The bigger the man, the littler the shovel, sonny boy.”   “In cases like this, leverage resolves the inequalities. You’ll find it in Archimedes.”   “Don’t sweat the small shit, kid. That’s my job.”   “Yeah, you make it clean, but I make it pretty.”   “You got to swing the big…

Legal humor here. “Yeah, I was once as you are. And as I am you will be. Makes you think, doesn’t it?”   “You 3-D types are a joke! What’s the point in having volume when you lack breadth?”   “Hey, don’t mind me! I’m invisible!”   “Yeah, he who falls on this stone will…

Legal humor here. “I’m part piranha, girlfriend. Don’t make me prove it.” “Hell, I’ll spawn right here. Like I give a fuck.” “Yeah, we were looking for Salmon Springs. Guess we took a wrong turn.” “Like the rest of the way up it’s bear country? That seems a little extreme.” “You could be eating some…

Legal humor here.   “Well, first of all, I’d really like a glass of water.”   “All of a sudden it’s against the law to have teeth, is that it?”   “What you call bait I call an hors d’oeuvre. It’s the fucking law of the sea.”   “Hey, I bite a lot of things. Who remembers…

Legal humor here.  “’Cause daddy’s motherfuckin’ hungry, that’s why.”   “Digitize this and have it on my desk by Monday.”   “Break out the good mustard, girlfriend, because the white boys are having a party!”   “It spoke to my inner Jew.”   “Hold all my calls. For, like, forever.”   “I’m redefining the hell out…

Legal humor here. “You lower it slowly, slowly, until they expire in an agony of anticipation.”   “This one is for venial sins.”   “At this point I can’t figure out whether to market it as a form of punishment or a parlor game.” “And, for the Inquisition, we can just slip on the old…

Legal humor here.   “Okay, here’s the deal. One bowl of milk and then you hit the road.”   “Wait a minute. You’re not Albert! And you’re not Cecil either!”   “Well, look who’s back! Mr. “the sewers are better than this dump any day”!   “You’ve come back but Fluffy hasn’t. Should I be worried?”  …

Yeah, I’m back. Definitely. My Brand? Kool. Absolutely.   That’s my chick there. Yeah, I know, yoga chicks and cats go together. I’m livin’ the cliché, and, believe me, it’s not bad.   I had to train her, of course. She had a lot of trouble with the whole carnivore thing. Dames, right? Well, we…