Tag: cartoons

Legal humor here “Out here, sonny boy, we signal for a left-hand turn!” “In Wyoming, a three-wheeler is technically a motorcycle, so this here license ain’t worth a damn. And, yes, I do get a kick out of busting you Montana fancy-pants.” “You city boys may not give a damn about Gaia, but we do!”…

Legal humor here “That is so gay.” “Sure they can imitate. But can they create?” “It’s ironic because you were the one who wanted to go whale watching, that’s why it’s ironic.” “We’re marooned in an ocean of performance artists. What a Manhattan way to die.” “I could kill for a damn harpoon. I know…

Legal humor here “I have been described—not unjustly, I think—as inscrutable yet fair.” “I know you have lots of questions, but first of all let me assure you that I am not a speciesist.” “Let me begin by saying that I regard all of you as my garden.” “I want to give everyone the chance…

Legal humor here “Let’s get one thing straight, Larry. Yeah, we act alike, we dress alike, we even look alike. Sure. But we don’t think alike. Upstairs, I’m my own man, you got that? I’m my own man! Like, totally.” “So, anyway, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi go into a bar, and the…

Legal humor here “For God’s sake, Harry! You know damn well who farted!” “I don’t care if you ignore the elephant! Stop ignoring me! “He isn’t my elephant! He’s our elephant! “He’s lonely, damn it! Can’t you see that? And they aren’t that expensive!” “You know what your problem is, Harry? You’re all elephant and…

Legal humor here “She’s all ruff and no castle.” “From what I hear, when the lights go down the ruff comes off, you know what I’m sayin’?” “I hear she’s Vermeer’s favorite model.” “I don’t know if she’s modestly proud or proudly modest.” “She’s the patron saint of lace-makers.” “Sure, it’s great, but what’s she…

Legal humor here “Yeah, I seeing where you’re going with this. But I don’t think you’re really getting there.” “I see it, but I don’t feel it.” “How shall I put this: You can carry it, but you can’t carry it off.” “Beige is not your color.” “You look like the Thing from Leisureworld.” “A…

Legal humor here “Okay. That’s way too Zen for my ass.” “Okay, I take it back, Bob. Godiva gorp isn’t for sissies.” “Okay! We’ll name it after you! Jesus!” “Real bodhisattvas welcome criticism.” “Impressive, sure. But it’s not really levitating.” “I said we could get in nine holes if we turned back now. And I’m…

Legal humor here “It’s going to make us rich as sin, but I don’t know how.” “Of course, the real trick is figuring out how to make it roll uphill.” “We’ve already got a patent, so don’t get any ideas.” “Oh, I’ve stopped worrying about it. You know, ‘exceeding slow, exceeding fine.’ We’ll get there.”…

“Well, if I had a drag coefficient of 0.27, I’d have it tatooed on my chest. Well, not literally, but you know what I mean.” “I like to tell my patients, ‘there are no small rides.Only small minds.” “Just by existing, you’re adding four feet of usable road space in New York City. I think…