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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. or here “Is that a gay thing?” “As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind changing yours. Of course, I’d have to give you a good spanking first.” “Nice quads! But the gluts could do with some work!” “Oh, you know, the usual—excessive use of precious nicknames, a Chablis…

Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Let it be said that the battle against global warming began today at 9 AM in this very room.” “Do I despise them? No. Do I think them capable of far more than they are giving? Yes.” “Some day they will be free as we are free. But not…

Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Yeah, you should have seen it. All the king’s horses, all the king’s men. It was a real madhouse. But somehow yours truly made it out of there in one piece.” “Okay, Mr. Crisp, it was an unresisted impulse, not an irresistible one. Is that enough moral responsibility for…

Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Okay! One more ‘That’s what she said,’ and Story Hour is over!” “If you had learned to fetch in the first place, you wouldn’t get caught out like this.” “Okay, you never met a captain named Ahab. Neither did I. And I never met a white whale named Moby…

Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Damn straight it’s a camera, and its message is simple: Keep your hands to yourself, missie.” “Yeah, I’m uplinking the whole schmear to Harvard. Because, basically, Harvard thinks I’m a happening dude.” “When the booze starts flowin’, and the party starts goin’, I like to have a permanent record…

Legal humor here. “I guess I need about ten bucks in really tiny quarters.” “Send up a left hand, because this kid hasn’t got one.” “If I hear Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody one more time I’m going to puke.” “He says he won’t play ‘Feelings’ because it always makes him cry. So, basically, I want my…

Legal humor here. “Listen up, Walter! It’s the Future talking!” “Mr. Yin, meet Mr. Yang. There, I’ve done my job.” “See? He’s really sorry and he wants to make up.” “I know that if you shake hands you’ll both disappear. That’s kind of the deal.” “It’s not just a talking suit, Walter. It’s a talking…

Legal humor here. “Seriously, Joan, it would be so much simpler just to wean them off human flesh. Shouldn’t dum-dum slugs be a total last resort?” “That’s right, kids. Finger food without all the fingers! You’re going to love it!” “Thank God they’re French! They’re going crazy for the sautéed cerveaux!” “Joan, I’m no zombie…

Legal humor here. “Jesus, dad, your first lay must have been incredible!” “Como se dice in Español, ‘Don’t quit your day job’?” “Cole Porter must be turning over in his grave.” “A Courtney Love you isn’t.” “I’m guessing, the papa bear’s porridge was too hot!” “Yeah, yeah, ‘Don’t do drugs, stay in school.’ Dad, I’m…

Legal humor here. “Talk about lying down on the job! Just kidding. But, seriously, Smedley, this is not a standard death benefit.” “I told him to get a life, but, obviously, he never listened.” “Remind me never to hire anyone named ‘Bartleby’. Man, I am on fire!” “The kicker is his productivity has never been…