Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “You homo.” “Welcome to ‘Fucked By An Angel’.” “Nice shot, Beelzebub.” “Seventh Circle wasn’t hot enough for you, eh, turd breath?” “Oh, you’re going to be rear-ended too. Rear-ended by Jesus!” “Don’t they have turn signals where you come from, farm boy?” “OK, I guess this means…
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Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “I don’t know. Lately, I’ve just been in a pre-Cambrian state of mind.” “Watch out for the damn minnows!” “My doctor says it’s evolution, but I have my doubts.” “My acceleration has improved, but I’m always hungry.” “Yeah, it looks terrible in the direct light, but after…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Oh, honey, haven’t you heard? It’s how you play the game. And I play it all out!” “Yeah, it fucks with my feet. But it fucks with their concentration even more.” “No, my feet aren’t killing me. What’s killing me is figuring out how many wheelbarrows I’m…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “The A train just left.” “Yeah, you want to speak to a streetcar named Desire. I hope the ghost of Tennessee Williams visits you tonight and fucks you hard in the ass.” “No, the 2 train don’t stop here any more. You know, they’re ‘Brooklyn’. I hate…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “I’d like to order either an Uzi or about 60 pounds of salmon steaks.” “Usually he only shows up to watch the Mickey Mouse Club, but lately he’s been coming a lot earlier.” “They can’t read minds, can they? Because I think he’s reading my mind.” “Hey,…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “So, we’ve got lots of bird feed, right?” “The great thing is they shit green.” “Yeah, that’s why they call it ‘Super-Gro’!” “OK, now we know where an 800-pound sparrow eats. Where do they sleep?” “What would be really cool is if you could hypnotize them.” “I…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Yeah, that was excessive. But somehow I don’t feel so bad.” “Technically, it’s legal. But Big Bill Bronson don’t do technical.” “A few broken windows I can ignore. A flipped car, not so much.” “This isn’t a cry for help. This is a cry for a butt-kicking.”…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Hey, at least they got rid of the office cat. That was huge!” “If we don’t keep busy they’ll tap on the glass. And we both hate it when that happens.: “Listen, if I got upset every time Miley Cyrus ignored one of my mash-ups, I’d go…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. “It’s a simple question, kids! Have you seen the White Whale!” “Go ahead and see him! Just remember, this thing started out as an ingrown toenail!” “Don’t act so stuck up! You’d be nothing without Harold Arlen and you know it!” “What do you mean it’s ‘wrong’ to ask for revenge? Is…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Just think of this little sweetheart as eighteen feet of soul, tightly wound.” “Yeah, I could play “Rock-a-bye My Baby With a Dixie Melody,” but why the hell would I want to?” “I don’t play ‘oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah’. I play ooooouuuuuummmmmmpoooooowwwwwwwww!” “I can’t break a glass, but…