Legal humor here. “Reindeer power, motherfucker! Reindeer power!” “Wait’ll you see what we’ve got planned for the after party!” “You don’t understand. He likes pulling the sleigh! Get it? I mean, get it?” “It just came to me—“Jolly old St. Nick, move over, and let jolly young Rudolph take over! It was that easy!” “Animal…
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Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. “He died very happy.” Yep, that’s old C.J. Enigmatic to the end.” “He shorted Google.” “Well, the stonecutters loved him, even if no one else did.” “Inside it’s all hollow, hollow as the man himself.” “Halloween ’65. Harry and I did it right on top of…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Two thumbs up? Sailor, in this man’s Navy brevity is still a virtue.” “Sailors don’t smile. They salute.” “Where’s his damn gob hat, sailor? If you are one.” “Old Iron Butt thinks you’re not giving it the right snap.” “Losing the wink was definitely a step in the right…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “You know what they say—it always rains on the unloved! Particularly when they don’t kiss their wives goodbye in the morning!” “Somebody up there wants to kick your ass!” “Okay, I’m definitely getting you goggles for Christmas!” “Now will you get rid of that damn black cat?” “Wow! That can’t be good!”…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “Damn it, Smithers! This ‘Sword of Justice’ business is wearing mighty thin!” “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is ‘urgent’ with you!” “I don’t care if Harrison gave you frontsies! Wait in line!” “All right, girlfriend! You just brought a knife to a gunfight! And this little missy shoots to kill!” “Well, shiver me…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “Soot may be dirty, but it’s real, you know what I’m saying? Solar power ain’t shit. Ain’t no solar power when the sun don’t shine. That’s what I’m saying.” “You know what gets me? Kids don’t read Tootle no more. That’s what gets me. Because that’s where it all started.” “Yeah I’d…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “Because without proper maintenance you can kiss that extended warranty coverage goodbye, douchebag.” “Where I come from, your toaster says as much about you as your car, if not more.” “I’m the kind of guy who likes to see what he looks like in the morning.” “It is so clean I could…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “Listen up, people! They don’t call him ‘the Professor’ for nothing!” “Welcome to Contemporary Football, gentlemen. Or, as I like to call it, ‘Psych 101’!” “Bob, you’re obviously conflicted. Go short, or go long. And, as the song has it, don’t mess with Mr. In Between!” “And, Frank, your anal obsession is…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “Sorry, dad, but you’ll never land me with that line! Ha, ha, just kidding. Who do I have to fuck around here for a rimshot?” “Don’t cast at the target, cast through the target.” “So when do you turn into a handsome prince” Because if you don’t, I am so out of…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here “The good news is, it’s free. Although, naturally, we do accept bequests.” “Officially, this is a confessional, but if you just feel like complaining, I’ll understand.” “Another good thing, you can fidget as much as you want.” “Trust me. What an MRI is going to tell you, you don’t want to know.”…