Legal humor here. “The last cat—or, rather, mouse—who pulled that on me got eaten. Let’s keep this rivalry at the purely symbolic level, where it belongs, shall we?” “Believe me, squirt, escalation is the last trick you’d want to try with me.” “For both our sakes, that had better be made of licorice.” “Sweetheart, stick…
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Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Jerry, this is Ork, the guy I was telling you about. He’s gotten eight guys on ‘Letterman,’ and he can get you on there too.” “Ork, this is Jerry. Jerry is the guy who’s going to change your mind about the Republican Party.” “Ork and Jerry, you don’t have to tell me…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Yeah, when I think of the salary schedule for the women’s NBA, I want to puke. Where is gender equality when you need it?” “They were magic beans, but not, you know, that magic. They barely got me to Weehawken.” “As human pyramids go, Henderson, it was not too shabby. And now…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Hey, Isadora Duncan! Watch the damn scarf!” “This is the Jersey 500, girlfriend! You’re on the wrong side of the Hudson!” “Lose the leathers, honey! Show hair or be square!” “OK, we do a hundred miles and then we switch, right? I mean, I’ve got your word on that, don’t I?” “Are…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Yeah, there are barbershops in New York where you can say ‘oxymoron,’ but this isn’t one of them.” “Let me give you a tip, Larry. No tip is better than no customer.” “Let’s just say this shop ain’t ever been unisex, and, Bloomberg or no Bloomberg, it ain’t about to change.” “How…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Sure. There will be lots of TV shows about New York. Millions of them. But there will never be another 30 Rock. My heart is in the coffin there with Liz Lemon, and I must pause till it come back to me.” “OK, suppose we do get our own horse in the…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “You never change, Charlie. And thank God for that!” “The idea is, the things we take to be real are only shadows, shadows cast by a flame in Plato’s cave. Makes you think, doesn’t it?” “OK, Charlie, you are one tough nut. But this one will make you laugh.” “So he says,…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Why the page boy and glasses? Because they kill, little man.” “Without you I’m nothing? The way I see it, you’re the problem and I’m the solution.” “What part of ‘Stop staring at my ass’ don’t you understand?” “Yeah? Well, I can out stand you, and out stare you too.” “I’m taking…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Yes, Jerry, I do think that, next time around, I should pick the travel agent.” “Jerry, I think it’s time for Mohammed to come to the mountain. Because this is seriously not working.” “I threw my poles away the same time you did as a comradely gesture. Now shut the fuck up.”…
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here.“I’m guessing, you folks wanted a hatchback with deluxe wheel covers! Congratulations!” “Just keep this little girl under sixty for the first five hundred miles. After that, the sky’s the limit!” “Damn straight this baby’s got Blaupunkt! If you’ve got the tunes, it’s got the power!” “Whoa, leather seating areas and deluxe body…