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Legal humor here. “Believe me, this is the good time. In a week, having to share your worms with a bunch of gabby kids will seem barbaric.” “Don’t worry! Harry’s little worm runs never last more than an hour.” “I know he promised you an oak, but you know how men are. Believe me, hickories are…

Legal humor here. “Because he ate the damn parrot, that’s why. Got any more dumb-ass questions?” “That’s right, no more ‘Pieces of Eight! Pieces of Eight!’ in my ear 24/7. You won’t hear me complaining.” “I know you don’t, but the chicks do. And this bad boy is all about the ladies.” “Times change, me heartie,…

Legal humor here. “He says that five pounds of a decent Roquefort will make him go away.” “I can’t find a cab that will go to Rat Town at this time of night.” “You’d better make him a hot toddy while I talk to Helen. This is going to take a while.” “I’m getting nowhere with…

Legal humor here. “This is not being discreet, big boy. This is being on a budget, and I am resenting the hell out of it.” “Yes, the voice of the Delaware River Estuary and Environs Environmental Awareness Council is small, but we do intend to be heard, at whatever cost.” “Well, if we’re not allowed…

Legal humor here. “I really thought it was going to be little green men.” “I guess those peas were radioactive.” “Yes, dear, there goes the roof garden. And a lot of other things.” The enviro-skeptics are going to have a field day with this one.” “I guess for him this is vegetarianism.” “Unless he’s seriously…

Legal humor here. “Several people suggested that I see you, so I guess we both have bad taste—I in friends and you in clients.” “What is life without risk? Seriously. I may die tomorrow but I’ll have lived today. Eat each meal as though it were your last. That doesn’t mean I have trouble accepting…

Legal humor here. “It was Albert’s particular wish that the announcement of each entre be followed by restrained yet intense applause.” “For my part, I will always remember Albert as the chef who reinvented Caneton à l’Orange for the 21st Century.” “Albert believed that God created geese to serve man, and not the other way…

Legal humor here. “The thing is, we’re both angry. Which is why, I think it would be a bad idea to ask a perfect stranger to make the decision for us.” “It wasn’t an aggressive honk. I think he was trying to be supportive. And, really, three BMWs in one day is going to look…

Legal humor here. “How little—how very little—they all are compared to us. It’s almost frightening.” “Okay, I’m a nude. I’m a nude on a budget. What’s the first thing I’m going to buy? That’s our starting point.” “In three days—four at most—we’ll be ready to walk among them. And then the psychic healing will begin…

Legal humor here. “Sure accounting loves ‘em. Accounting don’t have to wind ‘em.” “Kid just doesn’t have much of a mainspring.” “Now, Smythe here, you don’t have to wind him more than twice a month. That’s because every one of our employees is unique. And that also happens to be the first rule of Personnel…