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Legal humor here. “Kids, I thought we were going to do it half an hour on the table and half an hour off. Because you’ve been up there for more than forty-five minutes.” “So we’re agreed? Demitasses all around?” “Hey, a suit that fits. I could write a book on that one. Do tailors think…

Legal humor here. “I tell you, Bob, this kid is the greatest stone face since Buster Keaton!” “Your references are Ramesses II and Thutmose III? Quite the little name-dropper, aren’t we?” “‘What walks on four legs, then two, then three?’ I’ve got a better question for you: How the hell did you get in here?”…

Legal humor here. “I’ll tell you why singing ‘Row, row, row your boat’ with irony doesn’t cut it. Because this galley is an irony-free zone. Capisce?” “Well, we’re all friends of the captain, in a manner of speaking. But that’s not a good thing.” “No, this isn’t why you went to Wharton. It’s why we…

Legal humor here. “Well, I lied, okay? The sound of your voice doesn’t make me wet. I was trying to be polite and it came out very, very wrong.” “Bryan’s ‘Cross of Gold’ and Burke’s ‘Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents’, those are my choices?” “My saying ‘everything’s better between the sheets’ was…

Legal humor here. “Lemme put this way, kid: diehard Freudians die hard. Just keep your head down and keep talking.” “Don’t worry, kid. If they nick you, the session’s on me.” “Okay, so how does this make you feel?” “So what did your boyfriend say when you told him your analyst told you you were…

Legal humor here. “It don’t look like Heaven cause it ain’t. It’s Purgatory. Keep your nose clean, stay in line, and you’ll do just fine.” “Hey, don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for de Blasio.” “‘So high you can’t get over it’ ain’t just the title of a song.” “No jumpers in New York, no…

Legal humor here. “I’m sure that Mr. Hutchinson will come down from the wall when he feels it is safe to come down from the wall.” “You shouldn’t take this personally, Mrs. Hutchinson. Many men have an affinity for the perpendicular.” “No, I don’t think your husband is fighting the process. I think he’s engaging…

Legal humor here. “You know what they say, Ferguson: ‘An aged man is but a paltry thing, A tattered coat upon a stick, unless Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing For every tatter in its mortal dress.’ Oh, and suck on this: ‘O body swayed to music, O brightening glance How can…

Legal humor here. “It’s the old ‘some pigs are more equal than others’ thing come back to bite us in the ass.” “He says he’s always depended on the kindness of strangers, but I’d say that ‘gullibility’ is more à propos.” “Don’t sweat it. We’ll get fat. He’ll get slaughtered. I’ve seen it a thousand…

Legal humor here. “This way, we have the best of both worlds. I have what I want, and, well, frankly, that’s as far as I’ve gotten. But you know what? It feels good!” “‘I can’t turn my back on you for a minute, can I?’ You know something, hunbun? You didn’t know the half of…