Suck on this, Elon Musk! Shiver with rage, Mark Zuckerberg! Pretend you don’t care, Bill Gates! And Richard Branson, go fly a kite! Yeah, losers, Cap’n Jeff Bezos has just beaten you all, without even trying, because his brand new, motherfucking high tech sail-powered yacht is so motherfucking big they’ll have to dismantle the motherfucking…
