I confess that I haven’t been keeping up with Ann Coulter much these days, for the simple reason that I have a life! Shuffleboard season is almost upon us—I refer, of course, to “deck shuffleboard”—real shuffleboard—not that banal travesty known as “table shuffleboard”—and those cues won’t polish themselves. Fortunately, the American Conservative’s Rod Dreher has…
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Max Boot, feelin’ full of pith n’ vinegar. Again. Back in the day, when invading other countries first began to seem like a good idea to some people, Max Boot rushed to the very front of the queue o’ stupidity by opining that “Afghanistan and other troubled lands cry out for the sort of enlightened…
The Marx Brothers Revisited: You Brought A New Kind Of Love To Me
A week or so back, I snickered (rather loudly) at the expense of Ann Coulter, to the extent of complimenting her, with rather heavy-handed irony, on her looong memory (‘cause she’s, you know, old) for pop cultural trivia, to wit: Her awareness of the fourth Marx brother, “Zeppo”.1 In the course of doing so, I…
Shorter Ann Coulter: Wah, wah, wah
UPDATE: Humiliated by Ann’s rap, detailed below, Donald Trump is now saying he will fight for like forever to build the wall that Ann so desires, and, yeah, I know Donald Trump always keeps his promises. But somehow I don’t think Ann will ever feel quite the same way about Donnie, aka Cap’n Disaster, ever…
Coulter hath zeppo: why recondite pop cultural riffs are best left eschewed, even before sympathetic audiences
The redoubtable Ann Coulter, speaking before a no-doubt raucous CPAC crowd, unleashed the following zinger, or perhaps zenger, on Saturday night: I can see why Democrats would want amnesty, but why on earth are Marco Rubio and these endless Bushes supporting it? Even Shemp and Zippo Bush are supporting amnesty for illegals. Now, who doesn’t…
Obama’s invasion of Poland explained
“Reading about Obama’s race fixation in the middle of suburban banality is akin to reading Hitler’s obsessive musing on his Germanic identity.”—from Ann Coulter’s new book, Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama
Emails on my mind
I kind of miss the good old days of spam—just a little. It was like all America was one big, happy trailer park: Bigger breasts! Bigger penis! Cleaner septic tank! That’s what everyone wants, right? The under-the-counter drug ads were an additional delight: Get your meds from Mexico! Hey, hey! Excellent Zanax! Okay, getting twenty…