Legal humor here.
“I tell you, Bob, this kid is the greatest stone face since Buster Keaton!”
“Your references are Ramesses II and Thutmose III? Quite the little name-dropper, aren’t we?”
“‘What walks on four legs, then two, then three?’ I’ve got a better question for you: How the hell did you get in here?”
“Kid, you can’t just come out on stage and sit there. You gotta emote! And, so far, I don’t see no emoting!”
“Will you forget about that Oxyclean guy? You are not in competition with him. I mean, we’re talking about two very different skill sets.”
“I won’t kid you. The mausoleum business is very tight right about now in this town. But a year from now, maybe two, and things could be very, very different.”
“A guardian of immortal spirits, huh? Well, if they’re immortal, why do they need a guardian?”
“You would make a great straight man. But comedy teams are deader than Marty Allen’s film career.”
“You’re a real ‘people person’? Care to elaborate on that just a little?”
“Okay, tell me a little about yourself. What gets Charlie Sphinx out of the bed in the morning? What makes him laugh? What makes him cry? And what makes him think he can make America care about full-term life insurance?”
