Legal humor here.
“Kids, I thought
we were going to do it half an hour on the table and half an hour off. Because
you’ve been up there for more than forty-five minutes.”
“So we’re agreed?
Demitasses all around?”
“Hey, a suit that
fits. I could write a book on that one. Do tailors think everyone is five
eight?”
“I’m also the
only one here who’s left-handed. Now. that’s a whole other dimension right
there.”
“It’s not really
a round table when some people get to sit on it and some don’t.”
“We could sit on
pillows. I’ll bet that would work.”
“Hey, and how
about those Mini-Coopers, am I right? Best damn car on the road.”
“Yeah, it was a
real Spud Webb moment.”
“In the future,
of course, all astronauts will be five four.”
“Well, now that
I’ve declared my privilege, can I get a drink?”
