Legal humor here
“Frankly, Ms. Hobson, I like your style.”
“You’ll find us rough, Sarah, but you’ll find us ready.”
“And I’ll expect you to keep your office spanking clean.”
“Good! I like an employee who wants my job!”
“It’s not really a dress code—more of a dress understanding.”
“And the objective of this little exercise—well, if you win, you win.”
“I know! And they wear like iron!”
“Actually, you do have to be crazy to work here.”
“I expect a lot out of my employees, Ms. Hobson. And I expect them to expect a lot out of me.”
“I’m just not the touchy-feely type.”