Legal humor here
“If we want to really levitate this fucker I think we should be holding hands.”
“Okay, today’s mantra, if you haven’t already guessed, is ‘boots’.”
“Was everyone comfortable with that ‘Om’? Or maybe I should say, was anyone comfortable with that ‘Om’? Listen, people. Buddha loves winners, and, by extension, Buddha hates losers. Let’s make Buddha happy, okay? Because when Buddha’s happy, I’m happy.”
“You’re so right, JB. This dovetailing iz da bomb!”
“How the fuck did we get into ‘Bear Wednesday’ in the first place?”
“First the soles, then the souls? That’s a little corny.”
“Am I the only one who’s getting an erection?”
“Now, there are no faces here, gentlemen, only voices. As the boots protect your feet, so the darkness protects your spirit. Now, tell me why America needs Oxyclean, and make me believe it!”
“A journey of a thousand miles, gentlemen, begins with a single step. Which is why we’re all wearing boots.”
“I’m not saying I’m the baddest zenji in the room. I’m just saying that I’ve walked the Vajrayana for a thousand years, and right now I don’t see anyone ahead of me.”
