Legal humor here
“Just white bread folks, huh? I don’t think so.”
“A striking case of technological convergence, yes. But somehow it’s still scaring the shit out of me.”
“Damn! You never know what’s going to come out of those things!”
“Are they bringing us toast or taking our butter? That’s the question.”
“Must be a hell of an extension cord on that fucker.”
“We’ll be seeing a lot of their kind, thanks to that gay marriage crap.”
“I suppose they’ll be wanting some tea.”
“I’ll bet we’re way ahead of them in refrigerators.”
“Yes, Doris, bilateral symmetry does appear to be a constant. But I doubt if it will prove to be morally constraining.”
“No, Doris, this is what Kenyan socialism looks like.”
