Legal humor here
“Young Smedley here is shorting the dollar and everything else.”
“He likes to call himself Bartleby the Gardener. Apparently that’s a thing these days.”
“We take our hericots verts very seriously around here, Thomas. Very seriously indeed.”
“We all eat at our desks. Smedley prefers to grow there as well.”
“Smedley here believes that blanched asparagus futures are set to explode.”
“My concern is the bottom line, Thomas. How my employees meet it is theirs.”
“When we took out the cafeteria we had to give them something.”
“It was worth it to get rid of those damn foosballs.”
“At least now we know where they are and what they’re smoking.”
“Sure it’s a pain, but come February the thought of his green tomato pickles is the only thing that gets me up in the morning.”
