Legal humor here
“Brian Johnson don’t do meta ’cause Brian Johnson don’t do meta, that’s why.”
“I’m just sayin’. If he tries to give me a moustache again, there’ll be trouble.”
“No, Helen, I can’t read the writing on the wall. You’re going to have to tell me yourself.”
“Would I like a better schnoz? Do I have a choice?”
“Would I like to see another dame, or another guy? Seems like, either way, I’m screwed.”
“Can he draw a door? And, you know, leave?”
“As a matter of fact, Helen, I would like a big-ass widescreen, with premium cable. Not because I am a guy, but because the Mets are playing the Yanks. Frankly, I consider that just a tad of a microaggression.”
“Well, since we’re doing meta, I’ll have a whole carton of cigarettes.”
“Frankly, Helen, the guy is hovering. And it’s starting to creep me out.”
“A flying horse would be nice. Failing that, maybe a Philly cheese with a side of fries.”
