Legal humor here
“Mr. Outside says he wants to give Mr. Inside a hug. And I say Mr. Inside better let him do it.”
“I’m just sayin’, an empty suit is lookin’ pretty good to me right about now.”
“In this town, Harry, appearance is reality. And, in your case, that can be a good thing.”
“Okay, I fell in love with a suit. The thing is, I’m still in love with it.”
“This is not about appearance and reality. This is about you getting off your beer-guzzling ass and getting a job.”
“Honestly, Harry, it’s like you don’t want to hear about the opportunities available in door to door retail.”
“But you won’t be selling your soul. You’ll be renting your body. And it’s not like you’re using it these days.”
“No, I don’t think the pocket square is too much. What I think is too much is four cans of beer before dinner time.”
“And if you shine the shoes, the commission split will be sixty-forty.”
“I’ve considered the lilies of the field, Harry. And you aren’t one of them.”
