Legal humor here
“So I says to him ‘The 405? What’s a 405?’ Poor fucker never knew what hit him.”
“Take-offs are about 3 Gs. Landings are about 4 Gs. Yeah, that’ll muss your hair.”
“Unless I can get a decent Margarita in ten minutes I’m half-way to pre-ignition.”
“Because the Major Deegan was like an incubus on my soul, that’s why.”
“Yeah, I get 80-85 miles to the gallon. And that’s using kerosene.”
“This time of year I use a 60-40 K/Lox mix. Quick ignition, burns clean, and power up the wazoo.”
“This thing is, you know, ‘Elon Musk, eat your heart out’.”
“I figure, if you wait for them to perfect it, you’ll wait forever. ‘Le mieux est l'ennemi du bien,’ and all that.”
“It does chafe. But it also makes me feel a whole lot like Batman.”
“Sure, I’ll take you up. But, you know, no funny stuff.”
