“Relax! He’s more afraid of us than we are of him.”
“Yo, big boy! Super models comin’ through!”
“He’s good bad, but he’s not evil.”
“Excuse me! Are you Scylla or Charybdis?”
“We must be near Coney Island.”
“If this is America, what’s with the Roman hands and Russian fingers?”
“Okay, an Abe Lincoln he isn’t. But we’re going to make it.”
“Yeah, San Francisco probably would have made a lot more sense.”
“Hey, if you lost a beauty contest to Hillary Clinton, you’d be pissed too.”
“Clearly, it wants to be fed, but I don’t know what it eats.”
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