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“So, then, after you turned her into a pillar of salt, how did you feel?”
“Well, I mean, if you say that the miscasting of Fifty Shades of Grey is a sign of the Apocalypse, then it is a sign of the Apocalypse. Isn’t that how it works?”
“I’m sure that shutting off all their oxygen would teach them a lesson. But how would you feel afterwards?”
“Still, I showed up here looking like a damn hippie myself, pretty much. I mean, I didn’t have the beard or the sandals. Hey! See what I did there?”
“A lot of people told me the manna was a big hit. I mean, you can’t please everybody and have free will at the same time, so I guess you’re stuck there between a rock and hard place.”
“What can I say? With big beards come big responsibilities.”
“‘With All Due Respect’, Michael Bloomberg isn’t God’. That’s pretty funny.”
“So, after you said ‘Can you unbuckle Orion’s belt?”, what did he say?”
“If you don’t like it, change it. Maybe it’s time for a “Lincoln’ or a Van Dyke. Or even muttonchops. Really, the sky’s the limit here.”
“Well, if you had gone with the fifteen, how would things be different?”
