Legal humor here
“Don’t be cute, Hälfgaard! This damn well does violate my ‘no pussies’ rule and you damn well know it!”
“Because Hrolf the Wrathful don’t stop for kitty litter, that’s why!”
“That’s not your pet, Hälfgaard! That’s my lunch!”
“I don’t know which is gayer, Hälfgaard, your papoose or you!”
“I hope it can swim! And I hope you can too! Actually, I don’t give a damn!”
“I hope that’s bait. Because if it isn’t, it’s your dinner.”
“No, I don’t want you to name it after me! What the fuck is your problem?”
“It’s like my daddy used to tell me, if I can’t eat it or fuck it, it don’t get on my boat.”
“Jesus, Hälfgaard, where’s your eau de cologne?”
“Where’d you get that thing, Homos R Us?”
