Legal humor here
“Can’t we come up with something with a little more depth than ‘Rough day at the office, hunbun?’“
“You should have heard the crowd when I ran him over. Like I’m the bad guy!”
“I get to keep the swords! Can you beat it? That’s my reward! I get to keep the swords!”
“What do you mean ‘This isn’t what i had in mind’? Do you think is what I had in mind?”
“Listen, kid, you don’t get to Madrid sittin’ under a cork tree! Lead, follow, or get out of the way!”
“I got no excuse. Left-handers give me fits, that’s all.”
“Face it, honey, blood sells! I don’t bleed, I don’t get paid.”
“Forget it! At Pamplona I was just one of the herd! Here I’m in the spotlight!”
“Two more good matches and I’ll be a breeder, not a bleeder. Think about what you want.”
“Because I don’t have your options, that’s why. If I don’t fight I’m dogfood.”
