Legal humor here
“Oh, relax! Those windows are beyond bullet proof!”
“That’s right people, it is a test! Because if you can’t stare down the working class, you don’t belong at this table.”
“Well, what are we supposed to do? Feed them?”
“Can’t they understand that if it weren’t for fat-assed rich guys like us, there wouldn’t be any windows to clean?”
“Helen, what part of ‘Please Don’t Feed the Working Class’ didn’t you understand?”
“Yeah, well I think it is a de Blasio thing!”
“I’ll give them a tip; unemployment sucks.”
“Hey, that’s a coincidence! We were just about to send out for a couple dozen Big Macs!”
“It happened to King Kong, big guy, and it can happen to you.”
“La Marseillaise? I’m not really familiar with it.“