Legal humor here.
“Reindeer power, motherfucker! Reindeer power!”
“Wait’ll you see what we’ve got planned for the after party!”
“You don’t understand. He likes pulling the sleigh! Get it? I mean, get it?”
“It just came to me—“Jolly old St. Nick, move over, and let jolly young Rudolph take over! It was that easy!”
“Animal Farm, dude! You should read it!”
“The only thing is, now I have to ask myself, why are we giving presents to fucking kids?”
“Don’t worry! When we get back I’ll give him a good rubdown and all the oats he can eat! He’ll be one happy Santa!”
“Because I’m tired of freezing my damn hooves off for a bunch of free-loading kids, that’s why!”
“Yeah, this time around we’ll be getting the milk and cookies!”
“He looks a little winded. Better grab some elves.”
