Legal humor here.
“’Cause daddy’s motherfuckin’ hungry, that’s why.”
“Digitize this and have it on my desk by Monday.”
“Break out the good mustard, girlfriend, because the white boys are having a party!”
“It spoke to my inner Jew.”
“Hold all my calls. For, like, forever.”
“I’m redefining the hell out of Hot Dog Fridays.”
“Don’t act so surprised. You knew it would come to this.”
“Bring A Bib Tuesday just got ugly.”
“Yeah, you hate it, and I hate it, but America loves it, so we’ve got to love it too.”
“I want twenty family-friendly double-entendres on my desk by Monday morning, and they’d better snap!”
