Legal humor here.
“Well, first of all, I’d really like a glass of water.”
“All of a sudden it’s against the law to have teeth, is that it?”
“What you call bait I call an hors d'oeuvre. It’s the fucking law of the sea.”
“Hey, I bite a lot of things. Who remembers faces?”
“If you knew the least damn thing about Great White migratory patterns, you wouldn’t even be asking that question.”
“Thanks for giving me a chance to speak. I mean, who’s the real mega-mouth around here?”
“That was a friendly nip and nothing more. If I had wanted to bite someone, they’d know it.”
“If I were a dolphin you’d be giving me a goddamn medal. You mammals make me sick.”
“Again the answer is no. Listen, if it doesn’t have fins I’m not interested.”
“Maybe it was a porpoise. Maybe it was a damn harp seal. We aren’t the only things in the sea with teeth, you know.”
