Legal humor here.
“The bigger the man, the littler the shovel, sonny boy.”
“In cases like this, leverage resolves the inequalities. You’ll find it in Archimedes.”
“Don’t sweat the small shit, kid. That’s my job.”
“Yeah, you make it clean, but I make it pretty.”
“You got to swing the big one to earn the little one.”
“Mom said to keep an eye on you. And how can I keep an eye on you when I’m busting my ass?”
“It’s like you’re the lumberjack and I’m the master cabinet maker. We each have a role.”
“I fear the distinction between petit and petty is lost on you.”
“I blaze the trail and you follow. That’s how it works.”
“Well, if you get tired leaning on that thing, let me know, and I’ll find something else for you to do.”
