Legal humor here.
“Grackles taste like shit, that’s why.”
“That’s taking lazy to a new level.”
“He’s got balls. You just can’t see them.”
“It’s a mating ritual for morons, that’s what it is.”
“Birds who play games with featherless bipeds end up featherless too.”
“If old Furface could see to the end of his shotgun he’d be dangerous.”
“That’s also why they don’t call attractive females ‘grackles’.”
“If we had opposable thumbs, we’d use them for good.”
“He’s too hung over to shoot.”
“I’ve seen better camouflage on a scarlet tanager.”
