Legal humor here.
“You say you feel you’ve been used. That must hurt.”
“Okay, as a banana maybe you don’t have anything more to contribute. But as a banana skin, I mean, it seems like there’s a whole new realm of possibilities.”
“When you put it that way, he does sound like an ape.”
"Yeah, I don’t think you should go back to the supermarket.“
”‘Humpty-Dumpty had nothing on me,’ Okay, I’m sensing a lot of emotion there. Could you unpack that a little?“
"Have you thought about contacting the Three Stooges?”
“Believe me, everyone feels like a punchline at some time in their lives.”
“Okay, maybe you shouldn’t have left Costa Rica. But you did, and here you are in New York, and New York eats people up, and you have to deal with that.”
“Maybe I was unprofessional. But I was also hungry.”
“No, what would be unprofessional is if I charged you for the session.”
