Legal humor here.
“Then we’ll be two for dinner?”
“If it’s all the same to you, sir, I’d prefer not to be called Igor from here on out.”
“I’ll notify the Times.”
“The lads in the village are very keen on a striker.”
“I am sorry to interrupt, sir, but the gentleman from Eton is growing quite impatient.”
“I beg your pardon, sir, but cook says the calf’s brain you gave her yesterday had gone all spotty and she replaced it with a fresh one. I hope that won’t cause a problem.”
“Lady Gwendolyn sends her respects, sir, and wished me to inform you that in her opinion it takes more than a gentleman’s brain to make a gentleman. Shall I wait for an answer?”
“This is all very well, sir, but what are we going to do about my coffin?”
“It’s Mr. Talbot, sir. He says he must absolutely speak to you prior to the rising of the moon.”
“Oh, I feel the blue suit with the fine claret stripe would be very appropriate, sir.”
