Legal humor here.
“I don’t get it. You loved Curious George as a kid.”
“Okay, suppose we cut banana breakfasts back to three days a week. Does that sound like a good idea?”
“Because Bob and Betty’s Magic Monkey Menagerie is going to explode all over the Internet, that’s why.”
“Think of it this way. After six months of this, having kids will seem like a breeze.”
“I was going to say ‘He thinks he’s people’, but apparently you don’t like that.”
“In my book, a marriage without monkeys is like a day without sunshine.”
“Frankly, Helen, getting rid of them is no longer an option.”
“All right. ‘More fun than a barrel of monkeys’ does set a low bar. But you seem to take it personally.”
“Well, how about a picnic? That sounds like fun.”
“He doesn’t want a banana. He wants a great big hug.”
