Legal humor here
“You’re in luck! We’ve been looking for a white boy!”
“Congratulations! It’s ‘Zeke Week’!”
And if you play bridge and pinochle, well, you can practically write your own ticket.”
“Let’s get you out of those bib overalls and into a dry martini.”
“I know you have a million questions. Fortunately, we have a million years.”
“Oh, probes, schmobes! We don’t even do that any more! Not while you’re conscious, anyway!”
“You know how to milk a cow, right? Well, this is going to be a whole lot like that.”
“Hell yes there’s free Wi-Fi! Where do you think we’re from, Pluto?”
“See, the thing is, in five minutes Earth will be toast.”
“Yeah, Mars needs women, but Venus needs men. And we’re from Venus.”
