Legal humor here
“The only climbing walls I’m interested in are the climbing walls of the mind.”
“Even a lack of obstacles is no obstacle to the truly motivated.”
“Just think of it as an exercise in self-overcoming.”
“I see things other men can’t, Harold. I see things other men can’t.”
“It’s my own personal Everest, and I’m going to the top!”
“Excuse me while I indulge my passion for the heights!”
“I said ‘Excelsior!’ Excelsior! For God’s sake, is Longfellow no longer even a name?”
“Because I’ve turned my back on all that’s small and petty in man, that’s why.”
“Yes, I’m going, Harold! I’m going because eagles have to soar!”
“I’m not running out on you! I’m giving you the world’s greatest gift—the gift of freedom!”
