Legal humor here
“Call me Ishmael, motherfucker!”
“First dibs, my ass! This is my ocean, short stuff!”
“I’m holding you personally responsible for global warming, beachboy!”
“I just hope you didn’t eat all the cocoanuts.”
“Don’t sweat it. The tide comes in real quick in these latitudes.”
“If you didn’t keep building these damn things, I wouldn’t keep running into them.”
“You humans get everything backwards. It’s your job to get out of my way.”
“I thought you were bait, damn it! Because to me you are bait!”
“If you were looking for Fayaway she doesn’t live here any more.”
“We don’t eat humans unless they give us attitude.”
