Legal humor here
“I can’t say I’m surprised, Smedley. I’ve always said that constrictors were good starters but bad finishers.”
“Well, see if Accounting has use for someone who takes three weeks to process a termination.”
“Old Harrellson called your bluff, eh, Smedley? Even a healthy anaconda can’t handle anything over two hundred and fifty pounds.”
“My doubts over Herpetology Tuesday just got a hell of a lot stronger.”
“You call that thing a threat? If I tripped over it, maybe.”
“What’s the matter, Smedley? Can’t spell ‘venom’?”
“You can explain to the chairman who left his favorite python in the board room with the AC on high.”
“Don’t look so down. That thing is worth its weight in handbags.”
“From now on, bring that damn thing up the back stairs.”
“Just put it in with the shark. We’ll let them sort it out.”
