Pseudo New Yorker

Legal humor here.

“OK. We’re not going to end up like those people in “Lost.” Do you have any expectations beyond that?”

“‘Meet the new guard, same as the old guard.’ That’s getting a little old.”

“I think it’s a vast improvement. Remember the weekends? It used to be hell.”

“I don’t mind bribing him because he lets you pay in cocoanuts.”

“Well, I think it is safe to say that CBS has forgotten us.”

“He won’t last. The first typhoon that hits, he’s gone, just like the rest of them. They’re kids.”

“‘Who’s Captain Bligh?’ God, what a punk! A society that doesn’t remember Charles Laughton is a society that doesn’t deserve to exist.”

“We probably need to be an app of some kind, but I don’t know how that works.”

“De jure Bloomberg doesn’t have jurisdiction, but de facto is another matter. So forget about your Luckies for the time being.”

“Yeah, that was one cranky mermaid. But she definitely had connections.”