“Well, if I had a drag coefficient of 0.27, I’d have it tatooed on my chest. Well, not literally, but you know what I mean.”
“I like to tell my patients, ‘there are no small rides.Only small minds.”
“Just by existing, you’re adding four feet of usable road space in New York City. I think that’s a major contribution.”
“If you hadn’t tried the cigar, you would always wonder if it would have worked for you. Now that you know it doesn’t work for you, you can move ahead. Really, I’m proud of you.”
“Maybe I’m misreading this entirely, but aren’t people supposed to be able to push your buttons?”
“Well, I’m a blonde, and I’d never pass you up. Girls who need big cars tend to need a lot of other things too.”
“I think a truly smart car would build on its strengths rather than worrying about its weaknesses.”
“No, a parallel parking competition isn’t as exciting as a drag race. So maybe you should be thinking about indirect competition.”
“If telling girls that you’re a Mini-Cooper doesn’t work, what does that tell you?”
“Well, how about a set of high-performance rims? That sounds like instant street cred to me, without supercharging. And south of Chelsea, no one gets over twenty-five in the first place.”
