“I’m sure it’s great. I mean, who wouldn’t want a cave bear as a landlord?”
“Plus, they’re windy as hell.”
“It’s great if you like looking at rock all day.”
“You own the hole. The cave owns you. That’s the difference.”
“Sure they’re cozy. Just you and a million bats.”
“So what is he supposed to be, a ‘caveman’? It even sounds stupid.”
“In a month he’ll be as pale as a ghost.”
“If you didn’t dig it yourself, it isn’t yours. We aren’t animals. This could be a huge step backwards.”
“Remember the bow and arrow? That was going to change everything too.”
“So he’s got a cave. When is he going to get a job?”
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