“If that were the case, he’d be reacting to the sunlight, wouldn’t he? Or is that just another myth?”
“Don’t cover for them, Jerry. They were fools to go with E-Z Balm, and you know it.”
“It is better than rouge, but it’s so intrusive.”
“We all have a little Edgar Allan Poe in us, I guess, but Ronald had more than most.”
“You can’t say that Catholic guilt doesn’t keep up with the times.”
“Apparently, this lets you write off the whole thing as a medical expense.”
“When it’s my turn, Jerry, forget the Eternal IV. Just lay me out in a decent Donna Karan, and I’ll be happy.”
“I know I’m hopeless, but I always liked the whole coins on the eyes thing.”
“How am I supposed to let go of my grief when they won’t tell me what’s in the damn IV?”
“No, Jerry, I don’t suppose they do have IVs in Heaven. For God’s sake. It’s the man’s last wish. Let’s honor it and be done with it.”
