“Hey, Isadora Duncan! Watch the damn scarf!”
“This is the Jersey 500, girlfriend! You’re on the wrong side of the Hudson!”
“Lose the leathers, honey! Show hair or be square!”
“OK, we do a hundred miles and then we switch, right? I mean, I’ve got your word on that, don’t I?”
“Are you sure that whole rig was $100 or under? I think I need to see some receipts before I make any commitments.”
Sheila cheated shamelessly, but the managers of the “Birthday Suit 500” were helpless against her guile.
“That’s an L-head, isn’t it? How’s the torque on that thing? I always had problems with that.”
“I am so reporting you to the Rules Committee.”
“No, we’ll race to the Hudson, and then we’ll swim across the Hudson. That’s the deal.”
“They don’t call me ‘No Tan Lines Murphy’ for nothing, Toots. See you in Hoboken. With bells on.”
